Resolutions

1. Become a vegetarian.

2. Practice the splits daily.

3. Work at my career.

#3, I know, may sound like a joke, but it's not. Work at my career means do things to further my dream career, the one I want but don't have. The one that in the past I've dreamt about but have been slow to build.

New Year's Resolutions suck. I've never kept one in my entire life. I've never kept a regular resolution in my entire life either.

I have just re-read my resolutions. Why is my career at #3? What's wrong with me? No wonder I'm at this sad slump in my life. I stink at prioritizing.

1. Work at my career.

2. Be a vegetarian.

3. Practice the splits daily.

That's more like it.