That long awaited survey.

I just had an idea. I'm going to post a survey I wrote in college. I think it's in my laptop so give me a minute. (Har, har. I so funny late at night. :)

Loading up laptop. It is literally on my lap.

So today I worked only at the art store. I stocked and moved little bottles and tubes of paint and arranged the brushes selections. Oh yes. The highlight of the day was the 15 minutes when actual customers came in. (We opened just for today and tomorrow for an art class.) Hold up, laptop is ready.

I write too soon. Laptop is in second stage of loading up.

I also went to the library to find books about historic San Francisco. I am on this learn-more-about-my-city-kick. Then I read from this book called "Potatoes Not Prozac." Very interesting. It goes really in-depth into brain chemistry, insulin, sugar, etc. Remember how I was putting down soda? I am scientifically supported in my stance. So Ha.

The survey is almost ready.

Mind you, this survey I just did for fun. I don't really remember what's on it, but I don't think it makes sense.

Here you go:


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THE SURVEY

Please take the time to fill out this survey. Answers will be kept confidential. There are no right or wrong answers.

Failure to fill out this survey will just show what a wimp you are.
TRUE [ ] FALSE [ ]

Completing this survey will show what a sport you are.
TRUE [ ] FALSE [ ] WHAT SPORT? [ ]

You need an I.Q. of at least 100 to understand surveys like this.
TRUE [ ] FALSE [ ]

...Anyone can check "yes" or "no."
NO [ ] YES [ ]

...But it takes a special kind of someone to understand the "yes-ness" of "yes" and the "no-ness" of "no."
YES-NESS [ ] NO-NESS [ ]

...The type of person who knows just what to put.
TO PUT [ ] OR NOT TO PUT [ ]

...The type of person for whom BLOOD-TOLL is no difficult matter!!!
BLOOD? [ ] TOLL? [ ]

Ah, come now, you didn't think we wouldn't find out!?
DID THINK [ ] DIDN'T THINK [ ] THINK? [ ]

You know, guilt shows on a face like yours.
TRUE [ ] FALSE! [ ] MY FACE!? [ ]

It starts to get to you, and you begin to wince...
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT...[ ] w-w-WINCE? [ ]

That's right, wince. And you develop a sort of stutter...
ssSTUTTER? [ ] FALSE! FALSE! FALSE! [ ] ([ ] [ ]!)

All right. It's obvious you're being paid to keep your lips sealed. We'll let you go this time, but remember, we've got your survey responses. And you may be contacted for further questioning...
NO!! NO MORE!! NO MORE SURVEYS!!! [ ]



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I think I wrote that at Chabot, when I had to fill out a lot of surveys.

Have a good night my loves :)